Burnings, Beheadings, and Brits are Bangin'

The world is facing an extreme level of threat; as TMZ's top headline reports, "Sex in the Park: THE

BRITISH ARE COMING!!! And People are Pissed." Our international welfare has been compromised so horribly, in fact, the cricket players competing on the same field had to contact police and physically take care of the issue at hand. In all seriousness, however, the BULLSH*T story for today was indeed about a British couple who was caught having sex in a local park. You can find this article here: http://www.tmz.com/2018/08/08/couple-sex-park-video-leeds-england-angry-cricket-players/

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Despite the uselessness of news regarding British public indecencies, our BURIED News is brought

to us today by The Economist Magazine. In Northern Mozambique, rogue militants are quickly becoming a looming threat; just today, five Jihadist terrorists killed over 6 people in Naunde Village. Chased down and beheaded, the village's leader ran for his life in front of his helpless neighbors from the terrorist group. This small group of 6 managed to terrorize all of Naunde Village by burning down homes, and murdering/beheading civilians. In addition, officially recognized as Ahl al-Sunnah wal-Jamaah (Arabic for “followers of the prophetic tradition”), or as the local people in the area call them al-Shabab (“the youth”), this terrorist organization enacts in multiple acts of brutality, torture, and murder. Since October 2017 to our present time, Ahl al-Sunnah wal-Jamaah

has repeated their brutal violence throughout Mozambique: guillera warfare, hit and runs, raids, torching of homes, and beheadings. Just this May, Ahl al-Sunnah wal-Jamaah decapitated ten people: including children. The faces of the criminals and their motive still remain unclear; however, it is assumed by Joseph Hanlon, a researcher at the London School of Economics, that Ahl al-Sunnah wal-Jamaah's formation began back in 2015 when groups of street traders united out of a shared passion for radical Islamic ideals and frustration of the Mozambique economic welfare. For multiple years, Mozambique locals consistently complained about the increasing amount of angry young men in their local areas. Despite the genuine concerns of the Mozambique civilians, however, the government did little to address the issue. Eric Morier-Genoud of Queens University Belfast compares this current issue predominantly surrounding Cabo Delgado and Naunde Village to a similar situation in North-Eastern Nigeria where Boko Haram transformed from a radical group of religious believers to one of the most deadly African terrorist groups. The worry the global community now faces is the emergence of a new potential African terrorist crisis. You can find this article here: https://www.economist.com/middle-east-and-africa/2018/08/07/a-bubbling-islamist-insurgency-in-mozambique-could-grow-deadlier